How We Test Products at Lamourbox
Hi, I’m Kristoffer — founder of Lamourbox, lifelong explorer of human connection, and been working with sex toys the last 12 years.
When we write a review here at Lamourbox, it’s more than just specs and buzzwords. It’s a process rooted in curiosity, honesty, and a genuine passion for helping people experience better intimacy — solo or together.
Built on Real Experience
Between me and the Lamourbox team, we’ve tested hundreds of sex toys over the years — from sleek C-shape vibrators and remote-controlled strokers to BDSM kits, suction toys, and more.
Some products we receive directly from brands we trust. Other times we test toys we’ve sourced ourselves. But every product goes through the same careful, hands-on process, because we want to get past the marketing fluff and find out what actually works in real life.
We’re not here to hype up every toy. We’re here to guide you to the good stuff — the devices that fit your body, your lifestyle, and your preferences. And sometimes, yeah, to save you from wasting money on things that don’t deliver.
Our Testing Process
Our method is kind of like a sexy version of Consumer Reports — structured, data-driven, but also totally human. Here’s what goes into every review:
1. Unboxing & First Impressions
- We start by inspecting the packaging, instructions, and the toy itself.
- We check build quality, materials, finish, and how intuitive it feels out of the box.
- Is it made with body-safe silicone? Is there an off smell? Does it feel like a luxury product or a cheap gadget?
We also look at whether the design matches the marketing promises — and whether the brand is setting realistic expectations or overselling features.
2. Lab‑Style Testing & Benchmarks
We love getting nerdy. So we test for things like:
- Battery life (timed with repeated usage cycles)
- Noise levels (measured in decibels, because some toys are NOT roommate-friendly)
- Motor strength (how deep and rumbly are the vibrations?)
- Connectivity (for app-controlled toys, Bluetooth stability really matters)
We run these tests multiple times across different conditions — fully charged, half-charged, during longer sessions, etc. That gives us a more realistic picture of how a toy holds up over time.
3. Real‑World Scenarios
This is where the magic happens.
Our team and trusted testers try the product in real-life situations — alone, with a partner, on the go, or long-distance. We take note of:
- How easy it is to use in the moment (especially when you’re not thinking clearly 😏)
- If it fits different body types and preferences
- Whether the controls make sense during play
- How it performs in water, under covers, with lube, etc.
- If app toys stay connected — even with a wall between or halfway across the city
We take detailed notes, but we also listen to gut reactions. If someone says, “That was a game changer,” or “I couldn’t even feel it,” — we pay attention.
4. User Feedback Loop
We work with a small group of sex-positive volunteers who share their honest opinions after trying a toy for at least 1–2 weeks.
Their feedback includes:
- Overall experience and satisfaction
- Ease of cleaning and storage
- Whether it became a “go-to” toy or ended up in a drawer
- And of course, whether it helped spark joy — emotionally and physically
We never pressure anyone to write positive reviews. What matters to us is real human feedback, which makes our content way more useful than generic product listings.
5. Scoring, Recommendations, & Updates
After testing, we score each product based on five key factors:
✅ Effectiveness
✅ Comfort & Ergonomics
✅ Build Quality & Safety
✅ Value for Money
✅ Long-Term Durability
We combine these scores with honest pros and cons, real usage tips, and who the toy is best suited for. Some toys are amazing for beginners; others are better for power lovers. Some are fantastic solo, but fall short in partner settings.
We also revisit and update reviews when toys get firmware upgrades or new generations are released.
